In America, there's no such thing as a free lunch. In Amsterdam, there's no such thing as free ketchup, either. These receipts are from the McDonald's at the Amsterdam Airport.
Planning on inviting Todd over for chili? Well, this Cincinnati receipt shows how Todd likes it: "way on!"
Look who served Todd B. at this Chicago Mongolian Barbecue. A man named Todd T. If Todd T knew he was serving Todd B, he would've jumped up and down like a silly giraffe.
What's so special about this receipt? Look at what it says next to "Check ID." It says "Tiny Table." Todd has a big heart (among other things, LADIES!!!!!!) but the rest of him doesn't take up that much room.
Here's a receipt from a rare home-delivery order for Chinese food. Look what it says by "Pay By." Right next to it, it says "pending." Don't worry people, Todd has since paid off his order of string beans.
No, that's not the title of a revealing biography of a former sitcom star. It's the purchase Todd made at a recent trip to a New York Rite-Aid.
Imagine walking by a salad restaurant at 4:50 PM and seeing Todd Barry...eating alone. You would scream like a little teenaged hamster! You'd also wonder what was on his "salad palette."Well check out this simple assortment of vegetables (not "veggies").
Todd must have driven someone batty with his request for regular pickles, yet, no pickles, at an airport Burger King.
Todd's taste buds must've hit the roof when he sampled some of those goods he bought at this curiously named Austin supermarket. Look at all those flavors: lemon, raspberry, hot n' spicy, and the a hodgepodge of mixed fruit!
Todd popped into this Alaska store intending to buy only toothpaste and shampoo. But then he figured he should buy something indigenous to the culture, so he dropped an extra $6.50 for the entire arctic circle! That's Alaskawesome!
When Todd ordered a Jamba Juice at the San Francisco airport, he declined an additional "boost." Todd has plenty of energy already. Giving him an extra "boost" is like putting out fire with gasoline.
Imagine seeing Todd sitting in a downtown diner with a young woman. What are they eating? Just two cupcakes, a cup of herbal tea, and a glass of milk! Don't you wish you were the woman who ate cupcakes with Todd? You would be the happiest woman on God's green earth.
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